Get In The Sea with Andy Dawson: The Stand

The author reads from his book, filled with the things that irritated him via his Twitter feed @getinthesea last year. 7pm.

The sea. Dark, unforgiving, and above all else, wet. It’s also where Andy Dawson started hurling everything that is stupid and wrong about modern life via his @getinthesea Twitter feed last year.

What started out as a profanity-laden howl of anguish now has 350,000 online followers and might well be recognised by historians as the definitive guide to everything that was shit in 2016. 

Get In The Sea has since mutated into book form, and Andy will be reading from its 256 pages of undiluted rage and bile, filled with hundreds of things and people that have forfeited the right to exist on dry land due to their complete and utter fuckwittedness. 

Everything from man buns to joggers’ bells to tea pubs. Not to mention the Quidditch World Cup, juicing crawls and dog yoga. Plus much, much more. All of it destined for the fucking sea. 

There’ll also be some brand new material written especially for the show that reflects how much worse the world has got since the book was published back in February.