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Andy Parsons: Please #@!$ Off to Mars: The Stand

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Following the huge success of his 2023/24 tour, Andy Parsons is back on the road with a brand-new show, Please #@!$ Off to Mars.

You've probably caught the comedian on the likes of Live At the Apollo and Mock the Week before, so prepare for plenty of laughs!

Price

From £19

Duration

5th February 2026

Venue

The Stand

Location

31 High Bridge, Newcastle upon Tyne, NE1 1EW

Contact

https://www.thestand.co.uk/performance/21048/andy-parsons-please-off-to-mars/20260205/newcastle

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